All they ever want to do is stand in the back porch, intimidate the dogs and the cat if they try to get in or out, poo everywhere and dabble in the dog's water bowl till it's all muddy and smelly!
And then honk and shriek in deafening, total indignation when l tell them to shove off!
Second best is playing in the small patch of water that pools on the path up to the back door.
They LOVE it and make it even muddier, sloppier and slippery !
It's just what they do!!!
l think she is scheming a plot to be rid of them!!