Daft as a Goose?

You would think wouldn't you that given the option of a beautiful pond that is spring fed with clean fresh water every day......that is deep enough to swim in WITH feet OFF the ground.......that's open on one side to feel not closed in, but with reeds on the other for cosiness and security.............  a gentle 5 minute waddle from their home...........surrounded by beautiful green grass.................that MIGHT be preferable to this old stinky muddy plastic bucket............?

Wouldn't you??